Due to Dr. Yu’s frustrations and setbacks of the pursuit of Chen YingRan, B-2 was sold to Ai Mi and became her second non-human follower.
It’s called the ‘personal assistant robot’, but it’s actually the ‘punching bag robot’. Its most important daily duty is to get beat up by Ai Mi with various tools.
Now science fictions films where it portrays robots uniting against mankind no longer seems unreasonable.
Of B-2’s ears (the two antennas), one was already beaten crooked. It ran to me, master number three, for shelter. On behalf of Brother Optimus Prime, I told Ai Mi to stop hitting it.
“Manservant, why are you protecting a robot?” Ai Mi was confused, “It doesn’t have any human rights.”
“Only the weak trample on those weaker than themselves, the strong sympathize with the weak.” I reasoned, “Since there’s no one else here, you should be calling me brother.”
Ai Mi pointed at Xiao Qin, who was next to me eating pistachios, and said, “I’ll call you brother if you stop being so intimate with her.”
Xiao Qin knew I really wanted Ai Mi to call me brother, so she decided to move away from me, but I held her down by her shoulders.
“Hey, why are you jealous of your own brother’s girlfriend?”
“You, you should know.” Ai Mi angrily stamped her feet.
I suddenly had a bright idea and said to Ai Mi: “Anyway, you should be a bit nicer to Xiao Qin. The principal of Qing Zi Academy is Xiao Qin’s uncle, so if you accidentally upset her too much, she might make you fail your exams…”
“I won’t make sis Ai Mi fail.” Xiao Qin said, “Ye Lin’s sister is also my sister. If possible, I’ll tell my uncle to take care of Ai Mi, since she’s busy with filming and doesn’t have a lot of time to study.”
That’s right, of course Ai Mi is your sister, both of you are my sisters. In comparison to the Three Laws of Robotics, the Three Laws of siscons are:
“A brother shall not harm the rights of all his sisters as a entity, nor shall he sit back and watch the rights of his sisters as an entity be harmed.”
The reason why it’s worded like that is because there may be conflicts between the sisters! If you want to accommodate everyone, you will only end up hurting everyone. Sometimes it is necessary to support one sister while cracking down on another, otherwise the team will not be able to function.
Ai Mi became a little bottomed out when she realized that her test scores were inexplicably linked to Xiao Qin’s existence, and when Xiao Qin said that she would let her uncle take care of Ai Mi who didn’t have enough time to study, it made her a bit excited.
“Hmph.” Ai Mi crossed her arms in front of her chest and turned her face away as her golden twin tails moved along with her.
“For the sake of not supplementing with… unnecessary exams, I won’t bother you guys for now.”
“But I won’t be calling you brother today. We’re going to have to go out to walk the dog later, so I’ll still be calling you manservant outside.”
Ever since B-2 hid behind me and used the sofa as cover, it never made another sound. Maybe it searched online for information for Robot self-preservation methods.
Now, it “opened” its mouth and said: “According to the Labor Law, the manservant and I belong under hired personnel. We should have to sign an employment agreement, you can’t default on wages, and of course you can’t beat us whenever you want…”
“A robot like you wants to receive wages?” Ai Mi picked up the prop sword from the carpet, walked behind the sofa and smacked B-2’s head as hard as she could.
“Clang.” The antenna that was already crooked was sent flying. It fell to the carpet and slid under the coffee table.
“Beep. The transmitting antenna has been completely broken. Nearby humans should find other WiFi sources as soon as possible to avoid endangering your life.”
“Beep. Attacker recognized as master number one, cannot counterattack. Entering secondary mode of defense, shutting down computer. Beep.”
After a crackling sound, B-2’s mobile roller reorganized itself into a fixed base, so its body was now a head lower than Ai Mi (usually its only half a head shorter than Ai Mi).
The LED in its camera-like eyes also shut off as if it went to sleep.
Ai Mi kicked B-2 from behind, but realized it didn’t react at all like a mailbox, so she lost interest and stopped hitting it.
“Hmph, even a robot will feign death.”
I’m not sure if it had anything to do with B-2’s cartoonish designs, but Xiao Qin seems to think B-2 is quite pitiful after having its ear broken.
“I, I’ll go pick up its ear and ask Dr. Yu to fix it…”
She said as she kneeled in front of the coffee table and reached under it to try and grab the robot ear.
Xiao Qin was wearing Qing Zi Academy’s uniform skirt today and she kneeled down to pick something up, just like she did two days ago when she went to pick up a rubber under her desk, and once again she left her lower half unguarded. Her waist began to raise higher and higher, which caused the hems of her skirt to raise along with it.
Last time, I was in a similar situation and had thoughts about touching Xiao Qin’s butt. Now, when I was put in the same situation, although I was not as desperate as I was a while ago (for reasons we all know), I couldn’t help but glance at Xiao Qin’s rear a couple of times.
“Ooh, just a bit more~” Xiao Qin was fully focused on reaching for the ear and didn’t realized that Ai Mi had walked up behind her with a disgruntled face.
“You fickle and violent girl, how dare you seduce my brother right in front of me.” Ai Mi shouted, “I’ll give you a hand if you want to expose yourself that badly.”
Without further ado she reached out and lifted up Xiao Qin’s skirt!
Stop stimulating me! I just did the unforgivable to Xiao Qin yesterday, but it was too late for me to close my eyes. Her lilac low waist underwear was already projected into my eyes and engraved in my mind.
“Ah!” Xiao Qin exclaimed after having her skirt lifted up, but she couldn’t react immediately since it was Ai Mi.
Ai Mi not only lifted up Xiao Qin’s skirt, but went a step further and flipped the skirt above Xiao Qin’s waist to free up both her hands. She then grabbed onto the right and left edge of Xiao Qin’s underwear with both hands.
“Hmph, since you want to show it to my brother that badly, then you might as well let him have his fill.”
She said as she was about to pull down Xiao Qin’s underwear without any mercy.
Ahh, Xiao Qin’s underwear had already been pulled down by half an inch. It already had a low waistline, so I saw Xiao Qin’s crack and was about to have a heart attack.
Luckily, Xiao Qin moved one hand behind her in an instant and held down her skirt along with her underwear.
The strength of one hand alone was enough to stop Ai Mi’s prank. Ai Mi snorted, then leaped back and entered a defensive position to guard against Xiao Qin’s counterattack. Xiao Qin actually knew how much I cared for my sister, so she would never attack her. Even when she reached behind to stop Ai Mi from pulling down her underwear, she did it gently and without any hostility.
“Ye Lin classmate…” Xiao Qin was still kneeling near the coffee table with a look like she had been bullied, she turned back to request me to take control of my sister, “I want to get the robot’s ear out, so can you please watch Ai Mi and stop her from joking around with me?”
She then used micro-movements to pull her underwear up from on top of her skirt, but it wasn’t able to escape my eyes.
Huh, adjusting your underwear through your clothes is considered a vulgar action for men, but why does it feel so fresh and seductive when a girl like Xiao Qin does it?
So it really is because of the inequality between men and women. If a man saw a woman bathing, the man would be a pervert, but if a woman saw a man bathing, it would still be the man who is the pervert. The law should be aware, although the number is very small, but there are also female perverts like Chen YingRan!
“Tsk, why pretend to be a caring person.” Ai Mi said with disdain, “The manservant won’t think you’re kind because you’re getting B-2’s ear. The manservant will abandon you sooner or later.”
One second she calls me brother, and the next second she calls me manservant. I think Ai Mi herself is even getting a little confused.
But I was still slightly glad I didn’t disclose to Ai Mi that I had already demoted Xiao Qin back to the position of a childhood friend, otherwise who knows how Ai Mi would taunt Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin’s body already trembled from Ai Mi’s last sentence, she was probably caught up with how she wasn’t my girlfriend anymore.
I was worried Ai Mi would try to lift Xiao Qin’s skirt again, so I went to grab Ai Mi’s hand, “Come, come here and sit with your brother for a bit.”
Ai Mi did not let me touch her hand, but turned around and looked me up and down as I was sitting on the sofa. Then she looked at Xiao Qin who was still reaching for the robot ear from under the coffee table.
Ai Mi’s displeased little face suddenly burst into a smile. She didn’t care whether I agreed or not and sat on my lap even when there was a lot of empty space on the sofa.
She fussily adjusted her sitting position as if I was a piece of leather furniture and I was born to be her seat.
She leaned her body against my abdomen and her butt was pressed between my legs. She used me as a backrest and cushion as she crossed her legs.
Yesterday was worth celebrating as it was really a blessing in disguise. If I was still so sensitive today, when my own sister was adjusting her sitting position, I would be unable to control myself and pitch a tent.
Ai Mi very dishonestly adjusted the sitting position again, then when she realized that I did not react, she could not help but be slightly angry: “Damn manservant, you can actually hold it in?”
I have to hold it in no matter what. Luckily, I already released myself yesterday or I would have humiliated myself in front of my sister today!
But I can’t give in. I can’t let Ai Mi feel that she is charming to the extent that her own brother would also pitch a tent.
“Call me brother, you little girl who still smells like breast milk. You can only call me manservant when we’re outside.”
“Hmph, it’s not like I can’t call you brother…” Ai Mi leaned forward and let her golden hair rest on my chest, then she said slowly and quietly:
“If you can touch me here while your ‘girlfriend’s’ back is facing you, then I’ll call you brother…”
She said as she slightly raised up her skirt.
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