“Katyusha, are you referring to Shu Sha?”
I was puzzled by Ai Mi’s idea of trying to force the class leader to wear a maid outfit.
“Why is it that you won’t let Xiao Qin wear a maid outfit when she clearly doesn’t mind, but you’re forcing Shu Sha to wear it when she has no relationship with you whatsoever.”
“Do you even need to ask, it’s all because of you and Peng TouSi.”
Ai Mi forcefully poked the muscles in Peng TouSi’s leg, but instead injured her own finger. She put her finger in her mouth for a moment in annoyance, then rebuked Peng TouSi and said:
“Why don’t you scream in pain.”
“It did hurt, but I desperately endured it.” Peng TouSi did not move, and said so deliberately to satisfy Ai Mi, then followed it up with an extremely fake “ouch.”
Ai Mi slightly calmed down now and she recalled: “The last time we went to the milk cow’s home with the manservant to celebrate her birthday…”
“It’s not milk cow.” Xiao Qin reminded kindly from beside, “It is Gong Cai Cow… no, Gong CaiCai classmate…”
“As a maid, you’re not allowed to interrupt your master. Anyway, when we went to Gong milk cow’s home to celebrate her birthday…”
When we have Xiao Qin and Ai Mi, two people who are super fond of giving nicknames to people, Gong CaiCai, who’s not present, can only cry.
“On that day, Peng TouSi had to say that it was a young people’s party and it wasn’t suitable for him to participate, so he made the manservant my temporary bodyguard. As a result, the manservant did not protect me and it lead to me being attacked by the Katyusha party, so Peng TouSi and the manservant are both responsible.”
Peng TouSi spread both hands and shrugged. I also scratched my head: “How did Shu Sha attack you. If she attacked you, I wouldn’t just stand by and do nothing.”
“You already know the answer.” Ai Mi was angry to the point you could see her bloodshot eyes, “Once Katyusha saw my face, she treated me like a kitten and forcibly rubbed her face on mines. She even said I was a real-life doll, she and her accomplices, called Loud Smart and Little Mouth, dragged me into the bedroom and forced me to wear Gong milk cow’s child clothes. I was humiliated in public, and you didn’t even care.”
Who is Loud Smart and Little Mouth? Who is Gong milk cow? If it wasn’t because the class leader gladly accepted the nickname “Katyusha” because it also had a “Sha” in the word, Ai Mi wouldn’t have gotten a single one of their names correct.
But now that she mentioned it, I do remember something like that. At that time, I thought it was rare for the class leader to be in a frenzy, so it wasn’t appropriate to disturb her fun. Also, Ai Mi had always been arrogant from childhood, so it will be more beneficial for her to occasionally be “bullied” a little. After all, that’s how girls of the same age all play along with each other.
That happened in June and two entire months have already passed, I didn’t think you would still be holding a grudge. Since the class leader took the lead in forcing you to change, so you’re going to force the class leader to change one day and humiliate her?
But how are you going to force the class leader? Using brute force is definitely not going to work, since you’re definitely not the class leader’s opponent. If you order Peng TouSi to do it for you, he will not agree…
“Hmph, I have something to use against Katyusha, so one day I will let her taste the same humiliation as me.”
Ai Mi swore with a serious face, but it was laughable because she looked like a kid trying to act like an adult.
“What do you have against Shu Sha?” I wondered, “Did you know that her brother was…”
I almost let it slip, but luckily I stopped talking in time.
“Her brother? What does her brother have to do with it? I want Katyusha to wear a maid outfit, I’m not planning to let her brother wear a maid outfit…” Ai Mi shook the dog leash in her hand, “Katyusha weak spot is Obama! I heard from Winnie that Katyusha is very fond of dogs, but other than Obama, no other dogs let her get near.”
“Woof.” Obama barked, as if in agreement with his master’s words.
“Hmph, hmph, hmph.” Ai Mi made an expression like she was thinking of a bad idea and grunted three times sinisterly.
“I’ll wait until the next time Katyusha wants to approach Obama and ask walk him… then I’ll make her walk the dog in a maid outfit. If she doesn’t want to wear a maid outfit, then she can’t touch my dog. I have to let everyone else in Qing Zi Academy see her humiliated face as she walks a dog in a maid outfit.”
Dang, humiliation play? Ai Mi, you are very good at tormenting people and your request will really put the class leader in a dilemma. On one hand, she wants to get the owner’s permission to play with Obama, but on the other hand, she’s hesitant because of the super shameful maid costume. Although she doesn’t know many people in Qing Zi Academy, and most of them will even mistake her for Ai Mi’s real maid, but there is still a possibility that someone will take a picture or recording of her and post it online. Then she would become well known through out 28 Middle, or even in the entire city.
“Pfft”, Xiao Qin wasn’t able to hold back her laughter, because she imagined the class leader being teased and laughed out loud.
After laughing out loud a little, she was worried about me being angry and thinking she was still looking forward to the secondary female protagonist to have bad luck. She cowered a bit when she glanced at me, but relaxed when she realized the corners of my mouth also had a smile.
“Beep. Beep. Warning. I am not a telephone pole. Warning. I am not a telephone pole.”
B-2 suddenly warned loudly and everyone turned their heads to look. We saw that Obama lifting a hind leg and put it on top of B-2, treating it as a telephone pole, as he was about to relieve himself.
“No urinating indoors, or you’ll be castrated.” Ai Mi sternly shouted, and pulled the dog leash tight, “Also, what if this trash robot leaks electricity and electrocutes you to death, then I can’t force Katyusha to wear a maid outfit.”
Obama rolled his eyes because the dog leash was pulled too tight and he had to force his waste back inside his body. He returned beside his master’s feet and rubbing against Ai Mi’s calf, hoping she would quickly take him outside.
“Beep. I am not trash and I do not leak electricity.” Although you can’t tell from its tone of voice, but it seems B-2 felt wronged as it said, “The surface of my cylindrical body is covered with advanced solar power panels. It can collect solar energy from the sun for my own use, also the solar panels are both waterproof and impact resistant…”
“Is that right.” Ai Mi frowned and thought about it for a moment, then looked down and instructed Obama: “Then in the future if you really can’t find a telephone pole or a big tree outside, just pee on B-2.”
I don’t know what Obama understood, but he nodded anyway.
“Beep. According to the biology information B-2 found, the dog’s mother must also be a dog.”
Ai Mi and Peng TouSi did not immediately understand what B-2 meant, but Xiao Qin couldn’t help but laugh. I froze for a moment to understand why Xiao Qin laughed.
“Isn’t it just calling Obama a ‘son of a bitch’? It turns out this robot can even call people names in a roundabout way.”
Anyway, I’m not really optimistic about the future of B-2, because in the end its main duty is to be Ai Mi’s punching bag. Since the parts can be replaced at any time, Ai Mi doesn’t feel anything when she beats it up.
Ai Mi took the lead and brought Obama out of the VIP building because she was afraid Obama couldn’t hold it in anymore. She told Peng TouSi not to follow her and that I was enough as a bodyguard while we were on campus.
It’s not wrong that there aren’t many people who can fight in Qing Zi Academy. Also, Xiao Qin was here with me, so it was impossible for Ai Mi to encounter any danger on campus.
So I called out to Peng TouSi then walked out of the VIP building side by side with Xiao Qin to get some exercise with Ai Mi.
B-2 followed behind us, because I, the “third master”, had defended it and Xiao Qin had helped it pick up its ears, so it felt safer walking with us.
Although there were a few steps at the entrance to the VIP building that B-2 couldn’t go down on its wheels, luckily there was a wheelchair-accessible walkway on the side and B-2 went down from there.
Ai Mi walked the dog and we walked the robot, which was pretty cool and had a very futuristic feel to it.
Obama soon emptied his bladder in a small garden and followed Ai Mi with a satisfied face as they wandered aimlessly around campus.
There were still about 10 days left in the summer vacation. Although Qing Zi Academy was a boarding school, part of the students still live in luxurious dormitories and we can occasionally see them out and about, but it still can’t compare to the start of the school year and the campus currently seemed very empty.
It is not surprising that after Ai Mi entered Qing Zi Academy as an American singer, at first everyone felt the novelty of the situation and many boys approached with bad intentions. Later on, they found that the bodyguards around Ai Mi were not to be messed with. So now the majority of students know to stay away from Ai Mi’s group of people.
When they see her come out from the VIP building, they are even afraid to immediately pick up their phone when it rings, but they would turn around to pick up, so as not to be mistaken for them trying to take pictures with their cell phones.
No one bothered us as I followed Ai Mi to a winding path near an antique pavilion. The hallway in front of us painted in a begonia red with carved beams and painted columns. It was beautifully decorated and the hallway wrapped around a small pond filled with lotus flowers built. Actually being here made me feel some of the emotions portrayed in those classical Chinese poems.
But even if Li Bai was reborn and they saw Ai Mi throwing small stones towards the pond while shouting at the carp under the lotus flowers to “go to hell”. And B-2 was behind us, making a lot of noise while rolling on the wooden floors, I’m afraid he wouldn’t even feel like writing any poetry.
Don’t tell me he would make a limerick like “blonde-haired loli scolds carp, metal barrel monster wheels sounds shrill”.
As I was lost in my thoughts, I saw the boss of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, Xing Xing, suddenly came out from behind a line of trees.
He seems to have seen Ai Mi from afar and didn’t see any bodyguards, but rather me, someone he recognized as his big brother, so he quickly made his way here.
Xing Xing was wearing the school uniform of Qing Zi Academy. He was running with a full head of sweat while waving the signature book that was in his hand.
“Miss Ai Mi’er, Miss Ai Mi’er, I’m a fan of yours and I’m also the Ye Lin’s little bro. Because of this relationship, can you make an exception and give me a signature.”
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